Yes, please do linger in front of the pushchair/wheelchair sized ticket barrier at the train station after using it (despite having no legitimate reason to be doing so) and please feel free to then just stand and watch me reach around you to put my ticket into the gate and try to get past your FAT ARSE to catch my train. Which I subsequently missed, thanks to you.
You have made my day.
PS - The woman in question wasn't actually fat, nor would it have mattered if she was - I just wanted some "Ooooomph" without using a 'bad' word :-)